White male, 50, seeks any female, 18-70. You: financially stable, willing to support me. Looks, race, weight, disability, smoking/drinking/drugs, lifestyle, sexual/gender identity, kinks, interests, intelligence, personality, morals unimportant. Me: writing genius on temporary detour from inevitable fame/riches. Desperately need your help now. In return, I share wealth earned later.
Am willing to take on mundane household tasks and special projects. Willing to play “boyfriend” role with acquaintances, friends, parents, plus take on “cuddling” and “intimacy” as requested. Lights-off policy possible requirement for latter concession.
Need small allowance for expenses + minimum 8 hours daily of alone-time to focus on writing. Will work for you other 16 hours! Without your generous contribution, my art will not be possible. Grab me now before some lucky lady grabs me first! Send info to “Runbum”, email: firstname.lastname@example.org.
As my username implies, I'm a long-time runner, and a lazy bum who would rather write than do real work for a living. I enjoy listening to roots music, such as James Brown and Elmore James, and discovering good, but little-known, movies and shows on Netflix. I live in the Seattle area.