I do not believe in psychics. I figure anyone who calls themselves one is either deluded and think their vague generalizations have merit, or are outright charlatans. For years I’ve maintained that if a psychic really needs to tell me some important message from a relative with a “D” or a “K” in their name, then they should just use their mystic skills and get my phone number. But I recently figured I should update that. So I’ve set up a secret email account, and any psychics with a message for me can just email me there.
Now some may argue that “it doesn’t work that way” and that a psychic can’t just go to the spirits and ask specific information about something happening in the real world. What a minute, isn’t that what all the ones who advertise claim they can do?