Do you need a gift for someone that doesn’t want anything? Many people make that statement, but it would be wrong not to give them anything at all.
Critical Thinking. Not “Conspiracy.” Of course not. It couldn’t be. The political class never plots and schemes. That’s just “conspiracy.” But why not open your mind to the
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Admit it. If you have a fully-functional nose, you probably sneeze. Especially if you have an internet connection. Considering the ever-growing presence of online sneeze ephemera, it’s obvious
Sure, much of it is cheesy. Some of it is (feces)*. I’m no fan of the BeeGees. But disco magnificence lives. Just listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7RRLC5slLoVideo can’t be
Sergeant. Not general. Soldier not king. I train men to fight. I don’t plot and scheme. I don’t make the rules. I make you a team. I’m
To put it in family content terms. About the pretentious poem. Last. And other idiocy. This fake SEO writer-editor admits. To being a fraud loser. I
White male, 50, seeks any female, 18-70. You: financially stable, willing to support me. Looks, race, weight, disability, smoking/drinking/drugs, lifestyle, sexual/gender identity, kinks, interests, intelligence, personality, morals unimportant.
A Sad Tale With A Happy Ending (Or How I Finally Found My Writing Home At Daily Two Cents) The following is a real legal document that tells
Onions rule! Well, not literally. I’d really be a conspiracy theorist, if I believed that. I just happen to love the taste of onions. And their smell, texture.
Call me a hater. And what’s wrong with that? From halitosis to hemorrhoids, I can think of lots to hate. People who don’t know the meaning of the
I like money. The more the better. Call me a malcontent, even a misanthrope. But I’m no monk. I consider myself a writer. So of course, I write
Here goes. I’m jumping into the dark, scary waters of quick, careless carefree writing to generate more views. I know my big problem, and and have talked big
Across an even greater expanse than the United States, from sea to shining sea, Canada’s flag flies high. Humble Canadian Greatness. Canadian heritage extends back to colonial times
It’s been almost two months since I had my first post published here on Daily Two Cents. Thirty-one painstakingly, lovingly crafted posts later, and I have only 313