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Critical Thinking. Not “Conspiracy.” Of course not. It couldn’t be. The political class never plots and schemes. That’s just “conspiracy.” But why not open your mind to the
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Sergeant. Not general. Soldier not king. I train men to fight. I don’t plot and scheme. I don’t make the rules. I make you a team. I’m
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White male, 50, seeks any female, 18-70. You: financially stable, willing to support me. Looks, race, weight, disability, smoking/drinking/drugs, lifestyle, sexual/gender identity, kinks, interests, intelligence, personality, morals unimportant.
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Call me a hater. And what’s wrong with that? From halitosis to hemorrhoids, I can think of lots to hate. People who don’t know the meaning of the
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Here goes. I’m jumping into the dark, scary waters of quick, careless carefree writing to generate more views. I know my big problem, and and have talked big
Across an even greater expanse than the United States, from sea to shining sea, Canada’s flag flies high. Humble Canadian Greatness. Canadian heritage extends back to colonial times